duck it

In Australia we have an old expression along the lines of "fuk a duck"

This expletive serves the purpose of expressing surprise and perhaps a touch of consternation. The phrase has been adapted to the more genteel "love a duck" (for when grandma is around) and was adapted to Australian Television with the famous "Plucka Duck" on Hey Hey its Saturday (night).

So you have to understand this 'cultural background' before I can present my latest supermarket find: Tubs of duck fat with the brandname of luv-a-duck



I don't know what to say about this other than "fcuk a duck!"

[and please, could someone tell me why anyone would want tubs of 'delicious duck fat'?]