Wednesday, 25 November 2009

H56N2 infects Parliment

The greatest fear of virologists is the combination of Pig flu (H1N1) with Bird Flu (HPAI or H5N1) that could form a virus that is irresistible to the immune system producing the dreaded so called "Pigs can Fly" flu H56N2 EWV variant.

This results in hallucinations and distortions of reality which can make the sufferer to believe that "Pigs can Fly".

It is suspected to have been to have made the mutation by extended close proximity by having their snouts in the same troughs.

It can then be passed from "high flying person to high flying" at conference venues through out Asia and Europe where snouts may be placed in the same troughs and or course via other vectors such as unmentionable secret handshakes.


The early signs of this is a fever of creation of impossible political targets without understanding the meaning of any of the underlying issues (such as the Australian ETS) which are not likely to be effective, but can induce a sweat similar to a fever in those effected with such a malady.

Look closely at our politicians ... it seems they've been infected with this deadly pathogen.

The only remedy for this is isolation of the contaminated persons. Its important to not allow them to do anything harmful while suffering from this!

and remember ... always wash your hands after handling a politician


Noons said...

2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken....
Bird Flu Pandemic devastated most parts of Asia.

2008 - Chinese year of the Horse.....
Equine Influenza decimated Australian racing.

2009 - Chinese year of the Pig.....
Swine Flu Pandemic terrifying people around the globe.

2010 - Chinese year of the Cock.......

what could possibly go wrong?


obakesan said...


so does this mean we'll get more shafting than a coal mine?

or will it just be an open cut?